Rant of a mommy!

So, My rant of the the day takes place in the bathroom. I know some may think the bathroom is an odd place for a rant. But when you really think about it, it's more common then you may think. Read on...

Before I get into my full blown rant let me start with asking, What did I do so bad in my life that would come back with punishment so cruel as to make one woman live in a house full of males???? I mean seriously, I try to do things right, I try not to piss people off but apparently I am being punished. And here is why....

When I walk in the bathroom and I see dried up yellow 'spots' all over the bathroom floor, I stop and think to myself, "Is that Johnson and Johnson's Baby shampoo dotted and streamed all over?" Then I realize Zachary is allergic to J&J so it cant be that. What else could it be? Then it hits me! It must be urine!!!

My next question is, "What do 5 year old boys actually do in the bathroom?" I have come to a conclusion. They drop trow, start peeing and spin in circles, giggling the whole way because they aren't the one who has to clean it up!

I know its "funny" to write your name in the snow, or for my uncle the dirt, but have you ever heard of writing your name on the bathroom floor? I mean come on, And then Zachary actually FLUSHES THE TOILET!! Why flush it if not one single drop even hit the toilet??

Well, your in for a rude awakening mister! I bought you your very own toilet brush, sponges and a bucket. You, yes I repeat YOU are going to start cleaning your own bathroom!

Ahhhh I feel much better to get that rant out of my system! Thanks for listening/reading!!!