Rant of a mommy!

So, My rant of the the day takes place in the bathroom. I know some may think the bathroom is an odd place for a rant. But when you really think about it, it's more common then you may think. Read on...

Before I get into my full blown rant let me start with asking, What did I do so bad in my life that would come back with punishment so cruel as to make one woman live in a house full of males???? I mean seriously, I try to do things right, I try not to piss people off but apparently I am being punished. And here is why....

When I walk in the bathroom and I see dried up yellow 'spots' all over the bathroom floor, I stop and think to myself, "Is that Johnson and Johnson's Baby shampoo dotted and streamed all over?" Then I realize Zachary is allergic to J&J so it cant be that. What else could it be? Then it hits me! It must be urine!!!

My next question is, "What do 5 year old boys actually do in the bathroom?" I have come to a conclusion. They drop trow, start peeing and spin in circles, giggling the whole way because they aren't the one who has to clean it up!

I know its "funny" to write your name in the snow, or for my uncle the dirt, but have you ever heard of writing your name on the bathroom floor? I mean come on, And then Zachary actually FLUSHES THE TOILET!! Why flush it if not one single drop even hit the toilet??

Well, your in for a rude awakening mister! I bought you your very own toilet brush, sponges and a bucket. You, yes I repeat YOU are going to start cleaning your own bathroom!

Ahhhh I feel much better to get that rant out of my system! Thanks for listening/reading!!!

My son (Zach) is a little egotistical creep!

Ok. I'm sitting in the front room minding my own buisness watching Reba. Yes Reba. Shut up. Anyhoo, I'm sitting there and Zach comes out and starts griping AT me about how I am always leaving MY game in MY Playstation (that is in MY room by the way) when he wants to play his game. Can you believe that? The little creep. Anyone else ever been there?

-Jay