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Zachary learned how to ride a bike without training wheels today!

We went to the park for a day of fun. we took bikes, scooters, kites, water and the trusty camera! I expected it to turn into a hot miserable day of whining, crying and complaining. But I didn't do any of the above!

Zachary wanted daddy to teach him how to ride his bike without training wheels. I thought to myself, "Get the band aids out and get the paramedics on the phone!" But to my surprise he did great! Jay held the back of his seat for about 5 feet and then he was on his own! He rode that bike all over the place. He fell a few times in the grass but got right back up.

Oh the way home he rode right into a bush, went up and over the bike and landed with his "boy parts" high hurdled on the handlebar. He got up with a smile and rode it some more. I may have to look to Lucas for grandchildren, but all in all it was a very fun day!

Rant of a mommy!

So, My rant of the the day takes place in the bathroom. I know some may think the bathroom is an odd place for a rant. But when you really think about it, it's more common then you may think. Read on...

Before I get into my full blown rant let me start with asking, What did I do so bad in my life that would come back with punishment so cruel as to make one woman live in a house full of males???? I mean seriously, I try to do things right, I try not to piss people off but apparently I am being punished. And here is why....

When I walk in the bathroom and I see dried up yellow 'spots' all over the bathroom floor, I stop and think to myself, "Is that Johnson and Johnson's Baby shampoo dotted and streamed all over?" Then I realize Zachary is allergic to J&J so it cant be that. What else could it be? Then it hits me! It must be urine!!!

My next question is, "What do 5 year old boys actually do in the bathroom?" I have come to a conclusion. They drop trow, start peeing and spin in circles, giggling the whole way because they aren't the one who has to clean it up!

I know its "funny" to write your name in the snow, or for my uncle the dirt, but have you ever heard of writing your name on the bathroom floor? I mean come on, And then Zachary actually FLUSHES THE TOILET!! Why flush it if not one single drop even hit the toilet??

Well, your in for a rude awakening mister! I bought you your very own toilet brush, sponges and a bucket. You, yes I repeat YOU are going to start cleaning your own bathroom!

Ahhhh I feel much better to get that rant out of my system! Thanks for listening/reading!!!

Merry Christmas

Dear Santa and the Tooth Fairy

"All I want for Christmas is my two Front Teeth!"

Zachary's tooth count is up to FIVE adult teeth and one more loose!